There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.